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Greg Battle is GBAttle. These are the half-eaten ideas in the back of my mental refrigerator next to the baking soda.
A Southwest flight attendant makes the trip to Oklahoma City interesting with lyrical boarding instructions:
“Fasten your seatbelt.
Then put your trays up.
Press the button to make your seat back raise up.”
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(Edit: Within 20 seconds of posting this, @southwestair started following me on Twitter. /WIN).
