“Oh Gosh, fellas, let me explain this to you one more time. You have to wear the purity rings because that’s how we can sell sex to little girls, haha. See, if we make the posters with little girls reaching for your junk, then you have to wear purity rings or else Disney Company looks baaad, haha.”

Mickey Mouse, as the bigshot record exec for the Jonas Brothers, on the season opener for South Park.  As always, the South Park guys find a way to be both hilarious and genius when deconstructing pop culture.