In Philadelphia, It's Worth 50 Bucks.
- Pawnbroker: Burnt my fingers, man.
- Louis Winthorpe III: I beg your pardon?
- Pawnbroker: Man, that watch is so hot, it's smokin'.
- Louis Winthorpe III: Hot? Do you mean to imply stolen?
- Pawnbroker: I'll give you 50 bucks for it.
- Louis Winthorpe III: Fifty bucks? No, no, no. This is a Rouchefoucauld. The thinnest water-resistant watch in the world. Singularly unique, sculptured in design, hand-crafted in Switzerland, and water resistant to three atmospheres. This is *the* sports watch of the '80s. Six thousand, nine hundred and fifty five dollars retail!
- Pawnbroker: You got a receipt?
- Louis Winthorpe III: Look, it tells time simultaneously in Monte Carlo, Beverly Hills, London, Paris, Rome, and Gstaad.
- Pawnbroker: In Philadelphia, it's worth 50 bucks.
- Louis Winthorpe III: Just give me the money.
- Louis Winthorpe III: [looking in display case] How much for the gun?
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