Challah at your goy!

For my Jewish friends, I present to you an alternative to tonight’s Christmas Eve snorefest Matzoh Ball.  Heebonism, courtesy of my homeslice Adam Baruchowitz over at Heeb Magazine.

“Complimentary margaritas from 9 p.m. to 10 p.m. courtesy of Los Generales Tequila and Strip Dreidel with Kinky Jews”

Quality.